It’s absolutely useless, but extremely fast at what it does.

Yes, use C++, but with extern "C" for everything so you can easily interface with other software. That limits you to no classes or namespaces, but internally you can use smart pointers, vectors, maps and actual strings.

This isn’t exlusively about Threads.

Sounds great, but in the end it just means everyone has to host their own instance. That could be interesting, but I doubt everyone would want to do that.

Hate it, fuck that low contrast bullshit that makes me think my glasses are dirtier than they actually are.