Fortran was supposed to replace computers (people). Then the computers became Fortran coders.

You watched it. Right?

But… That’s communism!

catches it in a bottle and corks it

I’m saving this one for later!

So, if I understand you correctly, there’s a non-trivial correlation between drinking beer, shitting, and programming?

At that point you might as well buy the smallest cup you can find and pour it in there. Maybe get it so low that it rounds off to 0,-

Aww, poor foss pwowammer amirite 😭

Reminder!

Tomorrow we sail!

I just want a free pony ride

Directx 9000

Second break!

Context? 😜

It uses the speed of light to irradiate the ram, increasing the chances of a correcting bit switch.

Yes and yesterday it was “compiling…”

What’s next? You’re gonna bring up those vr girls again?

Okay let’s get you back to bed

Do you ever feel like you’re resuscitating a process by pressing Wait over and over? Do you ever find yourself saying: “Perhaps this one click it will have enough processing power to get through!”?

Introducing Resuscitate. With one simple click the operations system will do all that for you while you can replenish your caffeine.

If the process does not return to life and the last save game is from several hours ago Resuscitate goes into AI mode and targets the original developer in the past.

I regard the combat as quite handsy

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I actually got bucket loads of free time after finishing my studies, I didn’t know what to do with it. Like why does everyone always act like students have time? It’s a full time job plus you have to do projects and homework.