It’s a product that Atlassian is selling: https://www.atlassian.com/software/statuspage
Not to be confused with their statuspage for their services: https://status.atlassian.com/
Or the status page for their status page system (which apparently has an ongoing incident): https://metastatuspage.com/
I’m almost entirely with you on this.
But the only thing causing mind on my doubt is how excessively impulsive and not-in-control-of-himself Enlo often seems. That’s the only thing that makes “this is just a serious of very stupid decisions made in the heat of the moment” even somewhat plausible.