propter_hog [any, any]

Bingo. We didn’t invent complicated systems for shits and giggles. Reuse is king, and abstracted code is reusable code.

I didn’t see the full URL when I clicked it and was thinking of commenting “there’s also enterprise java fizzbuzz”. Get out of my head.

Needs a FactoryFactory

We have been played for absolute fools

So I decompiled the gnu c compiler once, and yes, it was just an elaborate use of ffmpeg

It adds a certain handcrafted quality to the code that you just can’t find elsewhere, like hand grinding your coffee beans with an electric grinder or turning the lights on using a wall switch.

Razor: if your house burns down because of the inevitable lithium fire it will cause, you’re on your own

MMU

it’s fucked up that my first thought was “Marvel Minematic Universe”

Testers are a godsend

Get a government job; everybody leaves at 5pm

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I Ching divination

Nifty