One of my favorites is the fast inverse square solution.
It’s like Fermat’s Little theorem: meh, this is easy fuck you.
The rest of the world: what in the ever loving fuck is going on here? How in the… Jesus Christ… How did you?!? What is this black magic??? What part of your soul did you sell for this?
I too have forgotten to memset my structs in c++ tensorflow after prototyping in python.