Only older ones at this point, I hear.

I think they mean hypothetically.

“This is so funny and painful!”

I’d write it myself if it was a hundred times faster

I mean
Big companies tend to “innovate” by buying market-disrupting startups and squashing the life out of them so they wouldn’t need to compete

Rust: this garbage code is beneath me, come back when you have your shit together.

Sometimes they were. And cables weren’t, so if you didn’t know any better you’d be plugging your headphones into Line Out. And good luck telling blue and green apart in low light while wedged between the desk and the wall.

Really you just need a command key, get rid of the rest. Hold it down for different lengths of time to indicate which key input you want.

chmod +R g+s /

Everyone wants a rock to tie a piece of string around

Project managers hate this one weird trick!

Oof

Batmobile

A T-Rex. The only people with the know-how to convert everything it does to something more modern are $400-$1200/hour motivated not to.

Well they don’t.

That’s fine. Nobody else does either.

Same experience.
I’ll click on a page, scroll for a bit, get frustrated, Ctrl-F for the active part of my search string, and not find it.
I left Google because of that but it followed me to Duck Duck Go.

But

why would several blank lines be the default behavior

The varsity jacket should have “read the wiki” embroidered onto it