I remember 10 years or so ago working with a guy who was trying to sell me on the wonders of Eclipse. “It writes all this boilerplate for you!” I was more interested in writing in languages that were less shit and required less boilerplate.

Fucking systemd istg

Which is the amount you’d get in the class action suit that they’re trying to prevent.

conditon. wrong is this? what with race

true, but you’re not fighting malice or greed, you’re fighting laziness and arrogance. diffeeent vibe.

I don’t give a shit about any of those things. I’m fine with chat that just doea chat.

How much do you want to bet no skilled DBA was involved at any point in the schema’s evolution, an “design” would be inaccurate.