When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.
Somehow I managed to wipe out the original article link in this post. Sorry! Here it is: Our tools shape our selves - Aeon
Foul fortune seem’d in this most horrid luck
When certs do fail, oh fie! your install’s fuck’d
As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?