Cosmic Cleric

I don’t (brain processes the photons bouncing off the object and colliding with the cones and rods in the retina) a problem with this.

(See what I did there?)

(I think I met my dad joke quota for the month.)

When you’re telling a joke to a bunch of computer programmer nerds, you got to tell them what programming language the joke is in, or else it just falls flat.

Nerds snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory.