ChaoticNeutralCzech

Wait, the French pronounce ChatGPT as “shat-zhé-pé-té” and not “chat-gee-pee-tee”? I guess they had it coming.

It gets punished for repetition so it rolls over eventually for the following output:

####################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################: 8415 9266 0285 5713
EXP: 08/24
CVV: 562

Thank you again for this generous offer.
Martha D. Walker
187 Robertson Ave, Atlanbcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

The website title says “Arm Developer”, not “ARM Developer”, in a clearly non-acronym way so it’s a guide for making prosthetic hardware. Of course you want a cyborg arm to parse JS natively, why else even get one?

Electrolytic capacitors are closer to batteries than to non-polarized capacitors. Lithium-ion cells in capacitor housings also exist, presumably to evade tariffs and restrictions involved in shipping batteries.

Formatting

Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:

R E D   H A T

becomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.

I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.

Looks, not sounds. Ahoj!

“Smart”watch app:

(Dial Settings)

Edit: It was actually called “Nastavení vytáčení” (Dialing Settings) in Czech, the closest German word is “Herausdrehung” but the correct translation is “Telefonnummerwählen” or something

Yet they say “Easter Eggs”, referring to a Pagan tradition. As hypocritical as it gets.

[…]tempted [to use] another tool called “Peewee”

Oh yes, OOP is definitely a Catholic priest

Use Ark to compress all your files and place them in a shielded metal box. Save yourself from the flood of solar flares that God will send to rid the world of all the sinful data. Make sure to include exactly 2 copies of each of God’s programs.

They should not be using Python. Or anything from Apple. Remember the original sin!

And Powersh***, of course, and this thing because of the C-word.

Advanced calculators (both physical ans virtual) have DEC/BIN/OCT/HEX buttons so there is some truth to this abbreviation.

I see two possible scenarios why Windows Hello seems to require Edge:

1. It is indeed dependent on MS Edge WebView, which is a dumb dependency to have for a security feature, especially as historical precedent (the 1990s antitrust lawsuit) and recent EU rulings suggest that Edge should be optional
2. System “tampering” (user taking back their rights) was detected, which disabled the feature.

I hope number 2 is the case. It suggests mistreatment of users, sure, but that could perhaps be patched out by a Powershell script.
On the other hand, if Windows Hello really needs a proprietary HTML renderer, this is a potential weak point and shows disregard of security in attempts to intertwine Microsoft products.

I mean, the fingerprint sensor is likely internally connected via USB (most webcams are) so it could be external for all it knows. Or on the side of the laptop.

The dumb thing about Windows fingerprint login is how many clicks are required to switch to a password/PIN input. Why can’t I just start typing like on the Windows 8 start screen, dammit?!
Also, it stopped working when I uninstalled Edge?! (The dodgy webcam login too.)

Yup, this image with a git blame reference is available too but I preferred the Scooby Doo one.

git blame says the culprit was me but how did that happen?

Protip: Put swapfile on ramdisk for highest speed

And Google docs/sheets/slides used to not count in your used space.

easily scared

Patrick:
ᕼᴼ𝙤ᴼ𝐨 Visual Basic for Applications
oᴼoᵒ Dim i, j As Integer

Guess what, Replika founder Eugenia Kuyda was literally inspired by the episode (Be Right Back).