Gentleman should be the name of the system. We need exquisite types:

• int: numeral
• boolean: veritas
• char: littera
• string: verbum
• double: fractio
• struct: aedificium

numeral x = 3; // pronounced "noo-mer-al eggs is thadeeEEEE" 

This is the best programming joke I have seen in at least a week.